«Reno 911»

Well, I work at a movie theater so I am often in the theater while and after the credits play, so I get to see the hidden scenes at the end of the credits. I have gathered some insider info on Reno 911...It has like a 5 minute scene after the credits roll! Woah! Haha, it's a pretty funny one, too. So, if you see that movie sometime, make sure you stay until the bo-ring credits are over. It's worth it.

JAJA



It's the most hilarious movie I have seen in a while.

HIGHLY recommended.

«Blogs»

I feel like doing something creative, so I'm posting in this blog.

Singingfish is dead. It's like the saddest thing that has ever happened to me.

I've been tring http://elbo.ws, but it's really slow and laggy and all jammy. AND it's hard to find the song you are looking for. A much better replacement to Singingfish is http://webjay.org/. It's powered by Yahoo, I think it is pretty decent. You just have to make sure the file you are getting is full length.

I really feel like listening to the Medic Droid, but he looks like Michael Jackson and is a really bad Jeffree Star spin-off, so that might not be good. Ohhh, fuck it. The Medic Droid. (I think he sounds better than Jeffree Star)

[If the link does work, copy and paste this (http://us.share.geocities.com/coasterdsn/FerSure.mp3) into the address bar.]

Update: http://webjay.org/ link added.

Katamari Damacy! flash edition

It is time for:
KATAMARI DAMACY!

Okay, I sent out on the Internet in search of Katamari Damacy flash games for you at home to play for free!

I am going to tell you about my favorite 3 Katamari Damacy Flash games available on the Internet! Yay!

Okay, let's begin our countdown:
#3 John Tantalo's Version


Okay, this one was bit boring, and it didn't quite grab my interest. The game play is very simple: arrow keys to steer. So, you pick up paper clips, then batteries, then staplers, and then pretty soon you have made your way up to phones. Once you reach this point, you might as well not even play anymore. The game just goes on infinitely. The phones start to turn into dots, and you too will begin to follow suit.

Overall, this game isn't too great, but it is still a bit relaxing to play.

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#2 Foreverkul Version at Newgrounds


This one is very good! I enjoyed playing it. It lasted a while, had a large variety of objects, and best of all gave you a score!
To play, you just steer around the katamari with the arrow keys, and pick things up (duh). So, one of the best parts of this game is the wonderful background music that you can optionally turn on. Unfortunately though, when it is on and a lot of objects remain, the game gets extremely laggy.

Besides this, you can probably see why this game fell into second place on the countdown.

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#1 Official Namco Katamari Flash Game


Yay, it's finally an official version! That's one of the main reasons that this version falls into slot number 1.

Okay, this one is a bit more complex, so allow me to explain:

You start at a desertish place and you can choose from a series of number of plays. This is the amount of katamari cousins are on the screen at once (you control them all).

Secret: If you click on the little arrow on the top of the pyramid, you unlock a 40 play option.

Now, when the game starts, the sexy music starts to play. This is good.

The first thing you need to realize is that you are controlling the King of All Cosmos's head around the screen. The cousins all follow your head. You have to be careful not to move too slowly, because the cousins will ram into the cursor and loose all of their items. You also have to take caution once your katamari gets fairly large. When this happens, you need to avoid the katamari at all costs. It will roll you right up! If this happens, it's a death wish. You have to left click the mouse to eject everything off of the katamari and start fresh.


So, I hope you enjoyed the Katamari Damacy! flash edition countdown!

Bye!

Aboo.

It's a secret.

What's a secret?

If I told you, I would have to kill you.
Really.

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Achoo! Blesh me. Isn't that so irking?

Don't you just hate it when people say 'blesh' instead of 'bless?' Another thing that really annoys me: words that sound the same, but could still have a several meanings. For instance:

Dove:
a) a bird
b) past tense version of dive

-or-

Tense
a) an area of time
b) to be unrelaxed

Isn't that just so annoying. But, the most annoying thing about this is, that damn chocolate company named their chocolate Dove Chocolate. Which meaning is it supposed to take on? Their logo is a diving dove. So, do they mean the dive dove, or the dove bird? Both?

Oh, I suppose we will never know.

Goodbye.